So many users leaving me,
And they ain’t comin’ back.
Vista’s got issues, it’s so glitchy,
They’re leaving me for Mac.
Problems? Too darn many.
Patches? Not enough.
Expensive upgrades? Well, I need plenty,
Just to get me up to snuff.
People hate it when I crash and freeze.
Vista’s got me out of sorts,
I’m often sick, to some degree,
On hold with Tech Support!
After a year of fixes, I’m still blue.
The problems, they repeat.
Now there’s only one thing left to do:
Control, Alt, Delete.
AAWWOOOOOOO!
